Sunday ... is more like Scumday
Sunday, December 3, 2006
OK. Its sunday again. Normally its my favourite day of the week, but this week, Holey mother nature it was one hell of a disaster.
Well, to start things off, i shall go back in time abit .. to Saturday nite. I was having a wonderful O2 jamming session with Meowie Karwing Panseng Koala Koala'sFriend and Koala'sFriend's Friend when suddenly ... i heard a Kabooom sound. (ok its not a kaboom i was just exaggerating) It was my guitar string snapping, AGAIN. Erm guitar
strings snapping is
common but the thought of letting my teacher restring it will give
me migraines. He charges for
restring, for barang buatan amerika, polishing(holey), and for his
skill. Yes u heard me right.
HIS SKILL. ARgh stupid guitar.
My disastrous guitar (zoom in and u can see the fourth string missing ROFL)
After the jamming session everybody cabuted and i was chatting with Koala. Her indecisiveness on whether to join our Badminton session this wednesday made me try to psycho her into going, in the end i only slept at 1am, and still she is undecided. BOO.
Ok its Sunday morning.
Swimming time! Im damn tired but i love swimming alot, so i struggled and managed to get up at 8, took
some milo and off we
went to the Matsushita Pool in shah alam. Alrite my coach was
already there, i showered,
and went into the pool. The session started pretty OK, with
warm ups and all ... 10 laps of
freestyle 10 laps if breastroke..... and SUDDENLY
The chief coach came and said we are gonna have a competition today. HOLEY ! ive always wanted to join a swimming competition and YAY i get to fight the others. But wait a second.
This means i have to fight those tournament swimmers. HEY THEY ARE TOURNAMENT SWIMMERS ... they just strike fear into the other swimmers..
So our Chief coach decided that we shall have a 4-a-team relay competition. My team leader was a tiny guy, much shorter than
kavi,
(erm i donno why but i just felt like comparing them :p) but mind u
he is quite good.
So our first even was Breastroke. Erm im more confident with this
stroke coz this is the
stroke that i like most, compared to freestyle and butterfly.
I was 3rd in line, and the first was another tiny guy. (not sure
whether he is good)
=TAKE A MARK != (it means get into position and ready to plunge)
The tiny guy got himself into position and waited for the whistel.
=PEET!=
And splashing sounds were heard all over as the guys plunged into the pool. OH MY! The tiny guy was really slow. Cant blame him hes still a kid afterall. HOLEY MOTHER NATURE hes last! my leader was screaming like crazeeee ......too bad ..
[[[[ I didnt bring my camera to the pool, but i REALLY wanna illustrate to u my experience there. So thanks to my creativity and my skills with MS PAINT, u guys get to see a revolutionary method of photo-blogging. enjoy.]]]]
The tiny guy is circled in red
Ok now the tiny guy is coming back. My sis(yes she is in my team too. No, shes not that pro) readied herself, and BOOM she dived into the pool as the tiny guy reaches. She tried to potong the other swimmers bbut instead she terpotong her own stim when everybody overtook her. Our future seemed bleak.
My sis is coming back. I can feel the adrenaline rushin thru my veins ... a huge burden .. i must beat them ....
concentration foo~
and off i dived into the pool ......
BUT .........WTF ?!!!!
my trunks nearly came off ...... and i quickly grabbed it and kicked forward, and after fixing it i did super breastroke, and i used all my energy ............ and I overtook the other swimmers ... and when i finished my swim .. my team was leading . FOOOOOOOOO~! I SAPU-ED THE TOURNAMENT SWIMMERS wahahahahah ...... so in the end we emerged Juara Pukulan PAyudara (breastroke champs, err forgive me my BM sux) .
then came the bomb. My chief coach wants us to do Freestyle now. GOSH FREESTYLE ! ARGH... i memang swim like cockroach(yes cockroach style, kavi) when i do freestyle so i was really nervous. Then came bomb no.2 .. my leader said, since i can swim so well (he was impressed with my breastroke) i will be swimming FIRST ! i shivered when i heard that. But no way a MAN like me is gonna show my weakness to the chix around. So i cooly said "No prob. U watch me own them."
=TAKE A MARK!!=
=PEEET!!=
i dived again ... NO MY TRUNKS DIDNT COME OFF THIS TIME haha. I TRIED not to look like a cockroach when i did freestyle ...err .....and thank god i was not last. As i reached the middle of the lap ....
= KABOOM !!=
A super hardo stomach ache struck me. Argh i felt as if a porcupine was dancing in my stomach. I tried my best to regain composure .. but holey .. my legs started to cramp and i was trying my best not to sink.. and finally .......... I GAVE UP.
BULL.
I swam to the side and got out of the pool. My face was white accordin to the chief coach. GOSHHHHHH i just embarassed myself in front of the chixxxxx...... wat have i done .... I rested for 20 minutes in the toilet...yeah i walked with kaki tempang due to all the lactic acid building up in my muscles given by the formula:
C6H12O6 --> C6H12O5 + CO2 + Energy
Oh sh!t thats the formula for fermentation argh forget it ....
So i rested .. and swam abit more. then i went to bathe. When i finished bathing .. i came out only to realize that my sis is not ready yet. So i picked a nice spot under the tree and sat there relaxing ... and i ...... sang Bad Day.( luv u Daniel Powter)
JASDHJKASDHJASD hOLEeEy~~!!!!! I could hit the high notes this time! i tried again. GAGAGAGGA i can actually hit the high notes !! Must have
been the chlorine i swalloed,
i thought.
**~**
I made an urgent call to Professor Tan Swek Fang in Australia .. and asked her what is happening to me.
She thought for a while..
235 and Plutonium, hence chain reaction, hence producing alot of
radiation in the throat. Combined with UV Cosmic Ray
Bombardation from the sun, the equation balances itself producing
a super rare compound, DPLV, which enables us to hit freakin high
notes with no trouble.
so guys, if u ever wanna consider a career in singing, take my advice, drink chlorine.
# DPLV = Daniel Pooter's Lembu Voice
**~**
I went home, and rested a while, and yes i fixed my guitar so i am happily canon-in-D-ing now.
By the way, if u havent realized by now, the **~** part is merely crap. keke.
Alrite chill guys, ive just went thru hell this morning so some crapping is inevitable. MUAKS LOVE U ALL TATA.
Well, to start things off, i shall go back in time abit .. to Saturday nite. I was having a wonderful O2 jamming session with Meowie Karwing Panseng Koala Koala'sFriend and Koala'sFriend's Friend when suddenly ... i heard a Kabooom sound. (ok its not a kaboom i was just exaggerating) It was my guitar string snapping, AGAIN. Erm guitar
strings snapping is
common but the thought of letting my teacher restring it will give
me migraines. He charges for
restring, for barang buatan amerika, polishing(holey), and for his
skill. Yes u heard me right.
HIS SKILL. ARgh stupid guitar.
My disastrous guitar (zoom in and u can see the fourth string missing ROFL)
After the jamming session everybody cabuted and i was chatting with Koala. Her indecisiveness on whether to join our Badminton session this wednesday made me try to psycho her into going, in the end i only slept at 1am, and still she is undecided. BOO.
Ok its Sunday morning.
Swimming time! Im damn tired but i love swimming alot, so i struggled and managed to get up at 8, took
some milo and off we
went to the Matsushita Pool in shah alam. Alrite my coach was
already there, i showered,
and went into the pool. The session started pretty OK, with
warm ups and all ... 10 laps of
freestyle 10 laps if breastroke..... and SUDDENLY
The chief coach came and said we are gonna have a competition today. HOLEY ! ive always wanted to join a swimming competition and YAY i get to fight the others. But wait a second.
This means i have to fight those tournament swimmers. HEY THEY ARE TOURNAMENT SWIMMERS ... they just strike fear into the other swimmers..
So our Chief coach decided that we shall have a 4-a-team relay competition. My team leader was a tiny guy, much shorter than
kavi,
(erm i donno why but i just felt like comparing them :p) but mind u
he is quite good.
So our first even was Breastroke. Erm im more confident with this
stroke coz this is the
stroke that i like most, compared to freestyle and butterfly.
I was 3rd in line, and the first was another tiny guy. (not sure
whether he is good)
=TAKE A MARK != (it means get into position and ready to plunge)
The tiny guy got himself into position and waited for the whistel.
=PEET!=
And splashing sounds were heard all over as the guys plunged into the pool. OH MY! The tiny guy was really slow. Cant blame him hes still a kid afterall. HOLEY MOTHER NATURE hes last! my leader was screaming like crazeeee ......too bad ..
[[[[ I didnt bring my camera to the pool, but i REALLY wanna illustrate to u my experience there. So thanks to my creativity and my skills with MS PAINT, u guys get to see a revolutionary method of photo-blogging. enjoy.]]]]
The tiny guy is circled in red
Ok now the tiny guy is coming back. My sis(yes she is in my team too. No, shes not that pro) readied herself, and BOOM she dived into the pool as the tiny guy reaches. She tried to potong the other swimmers bbut instead she terpotong her own stim when everybody overtook her. Our future seemed bleak.
My sis is coming back. I can feel the adrenaline rushin thru my veins ... a huge burden .. i must beat them ....
concentration foo~
and off i dived into the pool ......
BUT .........WTF ?!!!!
my trunks nearly came off ...... and i quickly grabbed it and kicked forward, and after fixing it i did super breastroke, and i used all my energy ............ and I overtook the other swimmers ... and when i finished my swim .. my team was leading . FOOOOOOOOO~! I SAPU-ED THE TOURNAMENT SWIMMERS wahahahahah ...... so in the end we emerged Juara Pukulan PAyudara (breastroke champs, err forgive me my BM sux) .
then came the bomb. My chief coach wants us to do Freestyle now. GOSH FREESTYLE ! ARGH... i memang swim like cockroach(yes cockroach style, kavi) when i do freestyle so i was really nervous. Then came bomb no.2 .. my leader said, since i can swim so well (he was impressed with my breastroke) i will be swimming FIRST ! i shivered when i heard that. But no way a MAN like me is gonna show my weakness to the chix around. So i cooly said "No prob. U watch me own them."
=TAKE A MARK!!=
=PEEET!!=
i dived again ... NO MY TRUNKS DIDNT COME OFF THIS TIME haha. I TRIED not to look like a cockroach when i did freestyle ...err .....and thank god i was not last. As i reached the middle of the lap ....
= KABOOM !!=
A super hardo stomach ache struck me. Argh i felt as if a porcupine was dancing in my stomach. I tried my best to regain composure .. but holey .. my legs started to cramp and i was trying my best not to sink.. and finally .......... I GAVE UP.
BULL.
I swam to the side and got out of the pool. My face was white accordin to the chief coach. GOSHHHHHH i just embarassed myself in front of the chixxxxx...... wat have i done .... I rested for 20 minutes in the toilet...yeah i walked with kaki tempang due to all the lactic acid building up in my muscles given by the formula:
C6H12O6 --> C6H12O5 + CO2 + Energy
Oh sh!t thats the formula for fermentation argh forget it ....
So i rested .. and swam abit more. then i went to bathe. When i finished bathing .. i came out only to realize that my sis is not ready yet. So i picked a nice spot under the tree and sat there relaxing ... and i ...... sang Bad Day.( luv u Daniel Powter)
JASDHJKASDHJASD hOLEeEy~~!!!!! I could hit the high notes this time! i tried again. GAGAGAGGA i can actually hit the high notes !! Must have
been the chlorine i swalloed,
i thought.
**~**
I made an urgent call to Professor Tan Swek Fang in Australia .. and asked her what is happening to me.
She thought for a while..
and she explained to me that this is due to a rare Oxidation of the
Vocal Chords by Chlorine,
Cl2, hence producing a mucus which has a combination of Uranium Vocal Chords by Chlorine,
235 and Plutonium, hence chain reaction, hence producing alot of
radiation in the throat. Combined with UV Cosmic Ray
Bombardation from the sun, the equation balances itself producing
a super rare compound, DPLV, which enables us to hit freakin high
notes with no trouble.
so guys, if u ever wanna consider a career in singing, take my advice, drink chlorine.
# DPLV = Daniel Pooter's Lembu Voice
**~**
I went home, and rested a while, and yes i fixed my guitar so i am happily canon-in-D-ing now.
By the way, if u havent realized by now, the **~** part is merely crap. keke.
Alrite chill guys, ive just went thru hell this morning so some crapping is inevitable. MUAKS LOVE U ALL TATA.
