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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

courtesy of wun

Instructions : Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged

1) At what age do you wish to marry?
when my career is stable. before 30 i hope :P:P:P need to start hunting now

2) If you have the chance what would you probably say to your beloved one?

3) If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 4 blog buddies you would take with you? [i edited this question]
i) kavi. shes so hot i dont even need a fire to keep myself warm at night
ii) Adrian. I can talk to him bout jessica alba and marie digby.
iii) yee wun. she can fight off wild boars and horny gorillas
iv) Koala anne. She can climb very well. perfect for gathering coconuts and scouting for pirates

4) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
- Spain. i would like to play guitar in the Alhambra

5) If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
- that racism would stop.

6) Do you believe you can survive without money?
-wtf is this a joke. unless im capable of photosynthesis, no i dont think i can survive without money.

7) What are you afraid to lose the most?
- loved ones.

8) If you win $1million, what would you do?
- get an advisor, and invest in real estate.

9) If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
- yes.

10) List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
- i got this from wun. soooo
i) shes farnie
ii) shes caring
iii) shes helpful

11) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
- i just need her to be good in bed understanding. Nothing beats a girl who just understands you so well that in most cases you dont even have to open your mouth to explain. :)

12) Which type of person do you hate the most?
- people who betray.

3) What is your ambition?
- to run a successful business

14) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
- family

15) What is the best thing that have happened to you in the recent 3 years?
- meeting g16ers

16) Do you think you are a likeable person?
- do i think? well i piss people off sometimes .. but i think im okay. :D

17) Are you a shopaholic or not?
- no i dont think im a shopaholic coz i can live without shopping. but when money is no prob i dont mind! :D

18) If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
- arrogance?

19) Are u happy with how ur life is leading its way now?
- with most things. i cant say im TOTALLY satisfied with how im livin my life now coz if thats the case i would have nothing to look forward to and to pursue.

20) If there were only one thing you can keep it with you till the end of your life , what would it be?
- i dont think i'l need to keep anythng other than my soul mate till the end of my life :D
posted by Joe, 10:21 PM | link | 0 comments |


Friday, April 18, 2008

I am a victim of taggerization. Please help.


Alrite lets get to business. I got tagged by Wun , and since ive already seen all the questions, from Anne and Vi's blog, it wouldnt be fun if i were to just 'randomly' (i cant random it coz i already KNOW the questions) list 5 people. So heck i decided to play around a little, and did a manual random-ization process to add in some fun.



AHA, then jumble them up

and make RANDOM draws. =)


Boy this is goin to be interesting

Followed by,



and finally, the Mighty, Noisy, Horny

so here's my list.

1. K Goala Li Anne tEO
2. Wunnie Yee Chong Wun
3. Mim Lien chin mien lim
4. Chandrian mun choy adrian
5. BaBaMeow-V Kavi

- SAM. WOOT. the first time she introed herself to me was in a g16 MSN chatroom and she said 'im anne la'. and i thought she was Joanne .-."

2. On a scale of 1 -10 how would u rate your friendship with 1?
- 0.325 scales never work on real people. she's a darling. AND A HARDO.enough said =) (sounds familiar?)

3. How long have you known 4?
- 2 years. Since the day he came to g16 and " HELOO MY NAME IS ADRIAN"

4. How do you know number 3?
- gigolo club. okok form 2. yang introduced him to me. i didnt like him then :P

5. Where's 5 ?
- Adelaide =( =( =( . Abusing stray koalas.

6. A fact about number 1?
- Purple freak :D

7. Who is 4 going out with?
- Marie Digby

8. What does 1 do for a living?
- Climb trees

9. Would you live with number 3?
- Of course. i'd even sleep with him :D

10. What do you like about number 2?
- Shes funny and friendly.

11. Do you miss number 5?
- very very much.

12. Would you make out with number 4?
- Of course. We do it all the time in Monash toilets

13. What’s your opinion of number 2?
- Freakin lansi good company. can talk can laugh can shake hips

14. What's your favorite memory with number 5?
- So many many fond memories. but the favourite has to be Operation sregnaR rewoP :P

15. What would you do if number 1 and 2 were going out?
- I'l slap them both and make them go out with me

16. Ever had a long conversation with 5 ?
- Err. if 10 hours continuously on msn is long, well yes ive had a long conversation with 5.

17. Have you ever slept over at 2's house?
- No. She has very strict anti-laughing policies.

18. Do you hang out with 3 a lot?
- Once a week.

19. Who have you known the longest?

20. How often do you talk to 1?
- UCSI fella. talk to her every now and then. I like spamming when shes 'BUSY' or 'AWAY'.

21. What about 2?
- UCSI fella no 2. i talk to her every now and then. She gives very funny responses so sometimes i just talk rubbish to taunt her.

22. Have you ever thought of3 as more than a friend?
- Yes. Hes my bro.

23. Would you go out for a date with 5?
- OMGWTF. YES ! :D handshakes and popcorns yeah. :P

24. Do you dream about 2?
- Yea i have had nightmares of her hunting me down with a rifle

25. What did number 4 do to you that you can never forget?
- he gave me alot of traumatic experiences but the one that i can never forget has to be our bathe-together session at 3k.

26. What have you done for 1 that the person never forgets?
- :( you tell me la koala

27. What's 3's hobby?
- anime , music, hentai, badminton

I TAG NO ONE. THE TAGGERIZATION STOPS HERE :P Do it if u feel like doing and do let me know if u actually did it.
posted by Joe, 10:27 AM | link | 1 comments |

Public indecency

Thursday, April 17, 2008

A horny couple

making out

at snail speed.

Dont get it?.








Get a room dammit.
posted by Joe, 9:25 PM | link | 0 comments |


Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Alright. sorry for the long absence. Ive been busy chasing polar bears in the north pole. More like chasing my own tail finishing my assignments and tests in Monash

Today, i met a kind soul. a super kind god sent angel like holey calabunga girl.

Ok this is the story.

I finished uni early. walked 15 minutes to the bus station by the highway. Waited for the Rapid Kl bus. A bus came, when i walked up to it the driver just WAVED (like "GOOODBYE LOSERRR") and left. WTF hes a driver its not up to him whether to stop the bus or not. he HAS to. anyway he left and i continued waiting. A second bus came. i checked my wallet. Heck, No small change. But since the bus fare is 2 bucks, and 10 bucks aint raelly a BIG NOTE, i went into the bus anyway. Bus driver gave me a stupid look and said 'tak boleh'. kknb he rejected a LEGAL 10 ringgit note.

i walked down the bus, pretty pissed with how retarded teh whole system ( or just the driver) is. ARGH FCUK HIM.

i went around asking for a money change. Nobody had 10 bucks of small change. WADAFAk everybody there brought EXACTLY 2 bucks. so i started to feel a little panicky as i'd have to walk a nice 10 minutes under the scorching sun to the nearest shop for a money change.

Then suddenly . . .

This girl who was sitting on the bench. She called out to me. and she gave me her coins. two bucks exactly. for freee. heck. I was very shocked and happy at the same time. So shocked and happy that a tough guy like me nearly shed a tear

Yeah two bucks isnt really much but WHO TEH HELL GIVES TWO BUCKS TO A RANDOM STRANGER AT A BUS STOP. Im very sure at least half the people i approached for the money change HAD two bucks in their wallet. they just didnt want to give it.

She'l probably not read this but i just want to say a very big THANK YOU for letting me reach home in time. (my mum's car has been sent for repair and i needed to reach klang in time or else my dad wont be free to fetch me )

I'll give you my number buy you a drink the next time i see you :P
posted by Joe, 3:59 PM | link | 2 comments |