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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.


Thursday, February 28, 2008

wtf i screwed up the html argh
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Thank you people

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

It was a success ...

Thank you guys so much.

This is going to be like an Oscar thank you speech..

Biggest thank you goes to Adam Chua, who went the extra million mile to help me get my music piece. It wasnt easy for you but u actually did so much for someone uve only met once (LOL!) 20 Roti telors on my tab! =)

Also, a very big thank you to
Cheng Haw who bought the very important item and made the special delivery. not to mention the super sexay handwriting

Thanks you
Adrian, for letting me cut his face out of the photo, and for assuring me my package would reach its destination (even his bak kua reached UK).

Thank you
Mien Lim, for sending me to not one but two post offices to drop my package. youre the superman superfriend

Thank you Kai Keat, for helping me wrap the parcel. i'll war you in Utopia :P

Thank you Xiu Yang, you err .. did nothing? but thanks for listening to my ideas anyway haha

She was really happy =)

Thank you all so much. It would not have been possible without you guys. hoohoo
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RG thrashes ghetto

Monday, February 18, 2008

It all started when RG (24:6)exited their science pump and started to look around for war. They didnt wave, but instead sent war proposals to a couple of kingdoms. All but the kingdom of Deadly Woods (24:9) rejected them. After some very very long winded negotiations with the king of 24:9, war terms were set and 24:9 agreed to war. RG launched a few hits to take the hostility to Unfriendly, and waited for 24:9 to return the favor. However 24:9 took no actions. Having 25 war hungry provinces waiting for war, the submonarch of RG quickly approached the king of 24:9 and told them to speed things up. He got no reply, and decided to put a little pressure on them by changing the kingdom stance to Aggresive, put up a war banner, and launched a 10 hit massacre wave on 24:9

RG war banner

They waited, and waited, but 24:9 still refused to attack.

RG launched more hits, and sent messages to the provinces in 24:9, while putting up a new banner to taunt their foes.

Taunt banner

A mere 5 hours after the banner was up, 24:9 made their first move in 3 days by going into Aggresive stance, changing their kd name to'WAVING BACK' , and launched two hits to take hostility to Unfriendly. They had the war button, and didnt hesitate in declaring immediately.

July 18th, YR2 deadly wood at WAR (24:9) has declared WAR with our kingdom!

RG knew from the start that it was goin to be an easy war for them, and aimed for honor straight away. They spread their hits evenly and punished 2 suiciders severely. A combination of Land Lusts and Propaganda from their Gnome Rogues and DarkElve Mystics took a huge chunk of honor from 24:9. Despite being 200k nw higher and 4k acres larger than RG at the start of war, 24:9 failed to secure victory and even had to ask for emergency CeaseFire before the minimum war period to prevent their kd mates from being destroyed.

February 20th, YR3 deadly wood at WAR (24:9) has withdrawn from war. Our people rejoice at our victory!

** RG WE ARE AT WAR (24:6) Gains/Losses **
Overall Gains: 4,513 acres.

Total Attacks Made: 77 (6,964 acres)
Total Attacks Suffered: 34 (2,451 acres)

1. +556 acres: RG I DontAttack (3/2)
2. +478 acres: RG I Am Romulus (3/)
3. +453 acres: RG I killed Santa (4/1)
4. +396 acres: RG ISleepAtWar (4/)
5. +312 acres: RG Brookside (3/)
6. +304 acres: RG I RobMyTeammates (3/)
7. +301 acres: RG Castonlyonmyself (2/)
8. +289 acres: RG I Will Run Away (5/)
9. +287 acres: RG DoINeedDefence (3/2)
10. +281 acres: RG Iaskmymamaforhelp (5/1)
11. +261 acres: RG IamPsycho (3/)
12. +208 acres: RG I AM UNKNOWN (2/)
13. +180 acres: RG Blacksheep (8/5)
14. +178 acres: RG I RazeMyKing4x (6/6) <--Me.
15. +145 acres: RG i Like Your Mom (3/)
16. +85 acres: RG iGotonly1Thief (1/)
17. +76 acres: RG I am Scared (3/1)
18. +73 acres: [anonymous province] (3/)
19. +57 acres: RG SherwoodCanNotWar (2/1)
20. +28 acres: RG ILISTENTONOONE (1/)
21. -3 acres: RG I Will Not Attack (4/2)
22. -152 acres: RG IRazeMySelf (3/6)
23. -280 acres: RG I AmYourWarGod (3/7)


To play the game: http://games.swirve.com/utopia/newacct.htm
To learn more about Utopia: http://games.swirve.com/utopia/help
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Happy Valentines Day

Friday, February 15, 2008

Happy Valentine's Day peeps!

one day late? who the heck cares. If you're with the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.

Take care people. :D
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CNY @ Penang

Sunday, February 10, 2008

After a gruelling 6 hour bumper-to-bumper crawl from kl to penang, the first thing we thought of when we reached was to go for a hawker food raid. Went to Lorong Selamat for some kickass hawker food.

Siamese Laksa

Lor Mee

Ais Kacang

The mother of all Oh Chien(fried oyster)s.

Whats a Chinese New Year if you dont spend time with your hyperactive, noisy and annoying yet extremely cute loved ones?

Nephew and sis

Monkey on my back

Monkey disturbing my sleep:

Counter disturbing:

After consuming loads of cholestrol+sugar+salt+ lotsalotsalotsa MSG laden hawker food, its only wise to burn some fat and calories off by doin a complete work out :D

Push ups

Duck walk + crazy chicken hop

Two arm bicep curl

One Arm bicep curl


Thats it. happy cny folks!
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Gong Xi Fa Cai people

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Well Chinese New Year is just around the corner. Finished your shopping?

Shopping malls are so freakin packed that you have to actually ass-brush-ass to move around. Damn.

I went to MidValley the other day, and i bought a piece of art.


Get rich blabla good luck bla bla get laid bla bla

Inside the piece of art, however, were 2 other pieces of art

Zooming in

'Gong Xi Fa Cai' (Happiness and prosperity)

'Wan Shi Ru Yi' (Smooth sailing)

I decided to put the two magical items together.



Super Taifuman

Im feeling extremely lucky+prosperous+horny now.

Chor Dai Dee anyone? ;p
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