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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Bus Crash No More petition

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Read the news? Lorry with 13 summonses still on the road. wtf is wrong with our government?!

Go to http://buscrashnomore.blogspot.com/ and sign the petition there. Lets do something to piss the government off stop this! YOU can make a difference!
posted by Joe, 10:58 PM | link | 0 comments |

haha wtf

I tried out the Which Malaysian Blogger Are You? personality test at kennysia.com

and the result ..

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

Congratulations joe, you are...

Kenny Sia of kennysia.com

You have it all, or so you think. Big balls, big bird, big everything. Also a big heart and ever-ready big hug to give out to everybody who needs one. But you didn't know this. You're the one who need a hug the most. So hugs to you!

Which Malaysian Blogger Are You?

posted by Joe, 9:00 PM | link | 0 comments |

Sean's favourite word.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Saw this in The Star the other day.

Zooming in, you'll see that the tigers are called

Sifatt Chai!

HAHA what a coincidence! it could have easily been fatt si chai or chai fatt si.

OK better stop cracking lame jokes :P

posted by Joe, 8:53 AM | link | 0 comments |

RG RazeKills for revenge

Friday, January 25, 2008

After withrawing from the war with Orphans (3:10), the kingdom of RG Warmachine got a dragon from Orphans immediately after the 24 hour ceasefire. The kingdom of Orphans continued to make hits on RG while the kingdom of RG couldnt fight back as they were pretty badly beaten. They were definitely not happy, and the minute they rebuilt, they sent a dragon to Orphans(despite Orphans being 2 million nw larger) and went on with their 5th war of the age.

Orphans retaliated by razing into RG's war and PK(province killing)ed 3 of RG's provinces, even killing one Marquis.

The casualties were:

RG BabyWarMe1MorTime
Opus Dei

2 of the dead provinces restarted their province, whereas the province of Chuvaness collapsed and died forever. RG continued their war despite losing 3 of their best attackers and went on to get their 3rd warwin of the age.

Life went on, and RG rebuilt,went to war with another kingdom, and got their 4th win. On the other hand things didnt move too smoothly for Orphans. In their 5th war of the age they got their arses kicked hard by a top warring kingdom, and all their big provinces were taken down and chained hard. As it was close to the end of age they didnt bother rebuilding, and their activity dropped. Well what they didnt know was, RG had been watching them ever since their last encounter, lookin for an opportunity for revenge, and 2 days to the end of age RG launched a massive offensive on the Orphans, led by their submonarch Joe aka BabyWarMe1MorTime.

June 19th, YR15 RG BabyWARme1MorTime (18:11) razed 21 acres of I am Naughty (3:10).
June 19th, YR15 RG BabyWARme1MorTime (18:11) razed 17 acres of I am Naughty (3:10).
June 19th, YR15 RG BabyWARme1MorTime (18:11) razed 15 acres of I am Naughty (3:10).
June 19th, YR15 RG BabyWARme1MorTime (18:11) razed 15 acres of I am Naughty (3:10).

This time however, the situation is different as RG were almost 2 times Orphans' size when they waved.

Within a mere 12 hours, the province of I am Naughty was PKed.

RG then put up a fancy banner, courtesy of Joe

..and continued launching hits on the province of I am Will, who is the founder and the real leader of Orphans. To save their leader, the current King declared War.

RG took the chance to completely rip Orphans apart. At the end of the war, Orphans lost all their viscounts, almost all of their barons, and were just a few steps away from annihilation. On the other hand, RG got a few Barons, and their submonarch made a quantum leap from Knight to Viscount, and the kd rocketed up the honor charts.

A nice end to a nice age.
Yeah call me a low life creature or anything u want :P ARGH blame the holidays! I dont get to work, so all i do is play utopia 24/7 like some bloody nerd. :P
**Whats your new kd location, kai keat

posted by Joe, 7:52 PM | link | 0 comments |

for 2 minutes of viewing pleasure

Thursday, January 24, 2008

**pics have  been taken down due to unexpected overheating of the blogspot server.
posted by Joe, 9:49 PM | link | 1 comments |

Kiss Goodbye

i dont do leehom songs, but heres one just for you :P

damn. my mum just had to spoil the video at the end. :P
posted by Joe, 7:35 PM | link | 0 comments |


Monday, January 21, 2008

Dear Li Anne,

Im working hard on Canon-Air Tap version by Trace Bundy but its taking too long i guess :P

so meanwhile here's a classical version of Canon


i recorded this today. i got a new webcam so im tryin it out :P
posted by Joe, 9:02 PM | link | 0 comments |


Friday, January 18, 2008

Ahh. im still not in the mood to make a proper blog post. I have a few tags to do, but i think they're stupid ( no offense :P), so i wont be doin tag posts. Here are a few pics i took recently.

Christmas Eve

Well.. partying with your closest mates is fun

Bunch of fags


This was taken on 12.1.08. a very very tough night for me. thanks kk, yang and ml for staying up with me when i needed u guys the most :)
posted by Joe, 9:45 PM | link | 0 comments |

Holy COW!!

Sunday, January 13, 2008


Im sure u guy have been to the Teppanyaki restaurant in Midvalley Megamall.

And if you enjoy eating the Gyoza,

super hot, crispy, mouth watering Gyozas~

You better make sure youre not a buddhist, vegetarian, taoist, hindu, cow lover etc

Because if you are


Its made of BEEF!

I just found out.

Walew.. this is the first time i heard of Gao zi (gyoza/dumpling/jiao zi) made of Beef! Dont they normally use pork/chicken/prawn ?

Nevertheless i ordered another plate.

posted by Joe, 6:31 PM | link | 0 comments |

and she left.

5 months.

I wish everything moves in 20x speed , till june, slow down to 0.00001x speed for the whole month, then 20x speed tlil december before slowing down again.


Must be the lack of sleep.

Got to go for swimming now. I didnt sleep all nite i hope i dont drown or anything.


i miss you.
posted by Joe, 8:36 AM | link | 0 comments |

Saying goodbye.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

The lack of updates is due to the fact that im not really in a mood to blog right now. Im goin thru an emotional battle to hold myself in one piece because well, somebody dear is leaving in the very very near future.

Im not really an emo person. at least thats what i think. I dont have random mood swings. I dont go around screwing people up just because 'im not in a good mood'. I dont flare up at the slightest of provocations. Heck i cant even remember the last time i cried. But certain things do have an impact on my emotions. Yes they rarely come but when they do they pack a punch so powerful that both my balls *might* just fall off. Not to mention a very broken heart.

Hah big problem with me is when i see a problem coming, i tend to be over-optimistic and think 'i can handle it'. Sometimes i can. and when i cant, i'll only get really worried when its like rRealllly close to the D-day. which explains why im in deep shit right now. Im not handling my emotions well enough. or at all.

I see this day coming. The day where we will go our separate paths to achieve our goals in life. The day where we will separate, but not necessarily reunite. The day that i wish would not come forever.

But still ..

Different paths.

I laughed it off before. Acted tough before.

"Come on its just a farewell"

"we'll still be able to video chat"

Now that im actually facing IT, i find those stuff i said before quite meaningless. more like Thrash talk. Well, I still look okay on the outside, thats because im putting on a front, to be a pillar of strength of some sort, that the other party can hold on to. Truth is, deep inside im more like a pathetic wilted rose.


Ive never faced any big goodbyes before. and i thank God for that. but yeah, none of my family members, close relatives, nor close friends have left me before. and when for the first time somebody so dear is leaving for somewhere so far away, its hard to not just crumble and cry. but before you offer your tissues or hurl your "wtf youre crying"s at me, i am NOT. and i will NOT. =)

OK time to be optimistic bout the whole thing =).

Its gona be okay. for you for me and for everyone. 10 years from now if we look back at this we're gona laugh ourselves silly and all these would be really sweet memories then. :D

Its risky, but its a risk im willing to take.
posted by Joe, 5:55 PM | link | 0 comments |

2 years

Sunday, January 6, 2008

and still counting..
posted by Joe, 5:04 PM | link | 1 comments |


Not my first.

But very different from the first. better.

Messy situation.

Right thing at the wrong time.

Its gonna be a long wait.

Lotsa sacrifices.

Lotsa tears.

Feels like a dream.

Not a dream.

Its as real as adrian's balls.

New friends, new environment, new experience.

yet Some things REMAIN the same.

or Not.

Its up to us.


No commitments?

It'll be better that way.

By all means, go for what uve aimed for. Achieve your goals. Make me proud.

At the end of the day, if we manage to survive all these crap. You know where we're heading. Something even better.
posted by Joe, 9:57 AM | link | 1 comments |

Health Minister Sex Tape

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Im sure you all have heard bout Malaysia's latest scandal in the newspapers. Well the person involved was none other than our Health minister, Datuk Seri Chua Soi Lek.

Apparently he had an affair with his 'personal friend' and somebody planted spycams in the room and POOF!






The infamous clip, pic obtained from kennysia.com

Well what he did was totally wrong, but on the other hand i totally salute this guy for being honest because he actualy admitted that he was the hero in the clip, almost immediately. So uncommon for our ministers. The standard procedure when it comes to scandals involving our ministers is to

1. Deny all the allegations. Swear in the name of your god if needed.
2. PM will say something to defend the minister and promise to 'look into it'
3. Deputy PM will say something similar.
4. Opposition leaders will talk about the issue over and over in the parlimen to make the minister and the ruling coalition look stupid.
5. A Royal Enquiry or some stupid 3-men-panel will be set up, to investigate the case but normally 'technical difficulties' will delay the investigations by 293482349 years.
6. Rumors will spread like crazy,from mouth to mouth to mouth, and after like 234238492384 mouths later the news will probably evolve from 'Chua soi lek caught having sex with a personal friend' to 'chua soi lek and company having a group orgy with personal friends and prostitutes and transvesites'
7. Thestory can then go two ways.
i) The minister involved will be proscuted in court, but due to lack of evidence he will be let off with a minimum fine.
ii) The case will be 'pending' forever, or until the rakyat forgets bout it.

Haha rofl at datuk seri Chua's " many of them have a 'holier than thou' attitude". true. some malaysians just love to criticise others as if they're saints themselves.

Well im sure this serves as a lesson for others to not attempt anything similar, because in malaysia a minister can be dethroned JUST LIKE THAT.
posted by Joe, 1:55 PM | link | 0 comments |