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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

Goodbye Amy

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Saturday, 4th of August

Amy Tan, who was my best friend when we were both in primary school(omg ive known her for 11 years!), is leaving for canada soon. we had a farewell outing at midvalley and it was a 'class 6M-ers only' kinda thing.

wohoo since i dont fucking have my license yet, i tagged along my cousin Kuan yi who drove me, ivan, and nicholas there. when we were i teh carpark looking for a place, the funniest thing of 2007 (till now) happened.

ok ive cleverly used paint to help illustrate my story, so pay attention punks:














as u can see in the picture, the rectangular boxes are cars. there are only 5 cars that u need to pay attention to. So our car is labelled 'B' in the picture. On the left are the parking spaces that were totally full yesterday. so basically when we moved into the position(our car front facing north in the picture), car C was moving out. Car A's front is facing north in this pic. and she kinda had her left signal turned on to indicate that shes booking the lot where car C was. Then big car E moved into the position in the pic, with its front facing us (south). He couldnt move so he whacked his horn like some mofo but we couldnt reverse our car because there was another car behind us. Then, car C moved out. so the sensible thing to do was to move into car C's lot and let car E move, THEN move out of teh lot again(as car A has already booked the lot). HOWEVER just as we moved our car into car C's empty lot, we saw the owner of car D goin into car D, which means car D SHOULD be moving out too. so we thought car A can just go into car D's lot and we dotn have to move out of lot C and into lot D again which is a total waste of time and energy. the thing is, car A didnt know that car D was gona move out. Car A thought we deliberately SNATCHED her lot. So she whacked her horn like some sick monkey and we were like 'OMFG should we give the lot back to her?'. so we decided to move the car out, as we were reversing our car we saww car D's owner starting the engine. So we thought 'oh nevermind' and then we moved our car into lot C again. but then car D didnt move out. and car A was getting real pissed, so we decided to move out again. again, jsut as we were about half way out, we saw that car D was finally moving. so we moved BACK into the lot. and all tehse while we were all laughing like mad dogs in the car. Guess what. when car D finally left, car A went into the lot and showed us their rage by staring fiercely at us. i mean the people in car A. All 3 of them(2 girsl and 1 guy). and their car was so close to ours that i couldnt open my door and signalled for them to reposition their car. hoho they then sped off with a loud VROOOOOm to show their displeasure. like i fucking care.





summary:


1. we didnt intend to snatch the lot, we moved into lot C due to circumstances.


2. we knew that car D was gonna move out eventually, so we didnt give the lot C back to car A.


3. due to multiple retarded suggestions on what to do (nicholas said we should move out and give the lot back to A when i said they can take lot D) our driver ended up moving the car in and out and in and out and in again.


4. we were laughin because it was totally hilarious


5. car A thought we were taunting themby moving in and out of the lot(especially when we were all laughing).


6. car A thought that it was just coincidental that car D moved out eventually. the thing is, we knew that from the start and that was why we didnt give the lot back to them.


7. such fucked up people.


8. well actually it was our fault :P


9. still, they are fucked up people. (yeah we win they lose blehh its my blog after all)


10. thank god we're still alive. a few months ago a korean got whacked and stabbed to death after he did something similar.








OK after that tiny drama we got into mivalley and procceded to get movie tickets. (yeah weird to watch movies when its a farewell) Btw,we got tickets for Disturbia.

Before teh movie we had our dinner at the Chillis. had lotsa fun chatting and catching up with all my long lost friends. we were 10 minutes late for our movie -.-"




==Disturbia review==





-Its a horror movie :)





- no ghosts no violent scenes just a lot of dead bodies





-its about a psycho murderer





-guess whos the lead actor? Shia LaBeouf. the guy who got to taste Megan Fox's lips in Transformers aka Sam Witkeekee (or somethign like that)





- guess whos the lead actress? Sarah Roemer. guys if u dont know who she is, please google her. SHES HOTTTTER THAN MEGAN. OMG THIs SHIA LEBEOUF GUY IS ONE LUCKY BUGGER.






- quite a number of kissing scenes. its a good idea to balance the horror in teh movie with romance. i think its an even better idea to have like 80% romance and 20% horror.


Since we didnt book our tickets beforehand, we got all front row seats and we didnt even get to sit together. we sat all scattered :( and i ended up sitting with Amy(just the 2 of us wohoo). she single handedly made the not-so-scary movie seem scary by tugging my sleeves and saying "oh shit the bad guy is comin" everytime they play some thriller music or when the bad guy gets ready to kill his victim. (hmm maybe it was just a ploy to get to touch me BAhaha) i managed to keep the situation under control by repeatedly reciting to her the "WOI CHILL LA" mantra.

After the movie Amy cabuted and we continued walking around for like half an hour before bidding farewell and going back as well. (thank god our car was still there considering what we did earlier).


wohoo


TODAY 5th of August

after swimm class in the morning i went to watch Transformers for the 2nd time with my mum and sis. OMG transformers was still as full as ever!! can u imagine ? its already teh 6th week and people are still watchin it. we ended up watching it second row from the screeen. fark.

after watching Disturbia and transformers back to back i conclude that my initial hypothesis was correct: Sarah Roemer is hotter than Megan Fox. :P


btw im currently working on anotehr guitar song and it should be up by the end of this week.



To Amy,
Bon Voyage !


gtg peeps cya
posted by Joe, 6:44 PM

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